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Post by Manah on Jan 27, 2024 23:32:50 GMT -5
The skeletal armored dark 'knight'-like figure re-manifested by his side.
"Were my efforts satisfactory?" he asked with its deep, somewhat otherworldly voice.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Jan 27, 2024 23:36:24 GMT -5
"Yes. They were." He said before crashing on his couch.
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Post by Manah on Jan 29, 2024 22:00:00 GMT -5
"Very well", it said, bowing down, and vanishing.
The end of the day went without incident. He enjoyed a pleasant dinner with some of his lovers, enjoyed a nice massage by his favorite Seraph angels, and soon enough, the clock strikes midnight.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Jan 29, 2024 22:00:50 GMT -5
He went to open the hidden room to see what was inside this time.
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Post by Manah on Jan 29, 2024 22:41:55 GMT -5
Travis found... a wooden table upon which was what... looked like a deck of cards?
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Jan 29, 2024 22:44:37 GMT -5
He carefully went up to the cards and began to look through them.
20 stones in Int to figure out what they do.
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Post by Manah on Jan 29, 2024 23:53:37 GMT -5
From what he could tell... he had gotten his hands on a major artifact known as the... D.W.T.M.F.T, or 'Deck of Way Too Many F***ing Things'. Basically, despite looking like a normal deck of cards, it was actually pretty much infinite and had one card for basically any effect he could imagine. Successfully pulling out the right card could potentially perform the effect he wanted it to, but that implied he'd need to pick the right card out of the near infinite deck... or a close enough one.
OOC: Gained the following: - Deck of Way Too Many F***ing Things (A.k.a the D.W.T.M.F.T, this major artifact appears as a normal looking deck of cards but actually includes about one card for every possible effect in existence, and pulling out a card allows the user to perform the effect on it. Its game mechanics are as follows: Card Drawing (When a user wishes to use the cards, they must state an effect they wish to accomplish and the GM will roll to determine whether the card is exactly the right one - a rare occurrence indeed; something close enough, or something either completely unrelated or even fundamentally opposed. Akin to Prescience, the user instinctively knows whether the card would be beneficial, neutral or harmful to their current situations and goals, and may choose to activate it or not.)
- Using the Card (Cards grant a +10 bonus to their corresponding effect, whether it is what the user intended or not. When activating a card, the user may pay stones in a single Ability and a single Action appropriate to the intended use; and those will add to the end result if the Ability and/or Action 'match' the drawn card's effects. Otherwise, the card's base 10 stones may still do the trick on their own.)
- Drawing Multiple Cards (At the user's discretion, they may spend 1 Action to draw several cards in order to have a higher chance of drawing an appropriate card. This roughly doubles the user's chances of getting something useful. Alternately, they could spend a whole panel searching through the deck for something useful, furthermore increasing their chances.)
-The D.W.T.M.F.T is indestructible.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Jan 30, 2024 0:03:08 GMT -5
"Okay." Travis said. "I want a barely-dressed hyper-ticklish nymphomaniac to manifest right here by my side." He said before drawing a card from the top of the deck.
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Post by Manah on Jan 30, 2024 0:49:53 GMT -5
He drew a card manifesting a 3' tall, 2' wide fluffy panda plush toy by his side.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Jan 30, 2024 0:51:53 GMT -5
He shrugged and picked up the toy taking it and the deck outside of the room. Where he tried to open it again.
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Post by Manah on Jan 30, 2024 0:55:15 GMT -5
It successfully opened again... this time revealing a box of what seemed to be... Catholic golden... spherical church items?
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Jan 30, 2024 1:03:07 GMT -5
He walked up and began to investigate the items.
20 stones in Int to figure it out.
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Post by Manah on Jan 30, 2024 2:06:07 GMT -5
The box contained a dozen of 'Holiest Hand Grenades'. Basically... each of those puppies was basically a mini-nuclear bomb of holy energy in the form of a handheld grenade-like device.
And according to what he could tell... they would totally do the '♪ HALLELUJAH! ♫' noise from the Worms game series just before they would explode.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Jan 30, 2024 2:07:19 GMT -5
"Okay, deinitely gonna store these away for safety." He said putting them in the gate.
1 in GoB to store them away.
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Post by Manah on Jan 30, 2024 12:09:48 GMT -5
He easily put the grenades away, leaving the Hidden Room empty.
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