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Post by shazam on Jul 7, 2009 21:32:24 GMT -5
I really thought I should post this here:
Okay it was like 3 am and me and three friends were wrapping up a D&D session, one of us has fallen asleep on a mattress, we all called our houses and said we were staying at our friend's house. Anyway it should be mentioned that earlier we had watched the Hangover, so we all get this idea in our head to take our friend outside and leave him there to wake up and we do...in a truck. We fall asleep expecting him to come stomping down into the basement pissed as hell, but he doesn't. We wake up around 10 and he's not there, we expect him in the kitchen pissed, but he's not out there so we search the house thinking he's trying to mess with us, but then one guys comes running back telling us the truck is gone! And we just freak, we go running around calling his name, cause we were too sleepy to actually think of calling his cell, and just take the car and go off. After like an hour we finally call his cell and...he ..is pissed! Turned out the owner of the truck didn't notice him when he drive to work and only found out when someone followed him three blocks to tell him. We got him back home but he was like in his underwear and under shirt, we think he'll calm down in a while...hopefully.
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Post by WildKnight on Jul 25, 2009 23:53:19 GMT -5
So... I go to a wedding tonight, which was like two hours away (which sucked, but is really neither here nor there). On the way home, the freeway was backed up for quite a ways and being impatient and such, I was wondering what the problem was.
Turned out to be something I've never seen before... a huge sailboat (well, it was huge by my standards... I can't eyeball the length of a boat, but this one was the sort that has multiple masts and a living space below decks...) was capsized on the freeway. Not sure what happened, but its trailer was tipped over and the boat was laying partially in the freeway, partially in the grass alongside.
Pretty messed up.
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Post by Stark on Jul 27, 2009 9:56:51 GMT -5
I hate those goddamned, hell-spawned, freakingly disgusting and ugly earwigs. With untold hatred. Hate'em. And if you're wondering why, well, because I just killed the 25th in two weeks in my bedroom (GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU BLOODY INSECTS!!!....ufff...ufff... sorry.) If I could find the stupid moron who thought "hey, this world could use having plenty of creepy many-eyed and many-legged ugly things that live mostly to be eaten by other animals (and... litterally "bug" sentient beings forever) and who enjoy getting int othe houses and bedrooms of people for the darned fun of it... Let's create thousands of them!"... ...I'd thoroughly and repeatedly KICK HIS BUTT. ................... ................... ................... Sorry. I'm done now. (I HATE BUGS.)
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Post by Dullahan on Jul 27, 2009 10:00:23 GMT -5
Feel better? How about a tarantula?
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Post by Stark on Jul 27, 2009 10:03:29 GMT -5
Lemme think....... nope. I hate arachnids at least as much as I hate insects. -_-'
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Post by Dullahan on Jul 27, 2009 10:04:47 GMT -5
Well, you'd get the satisfaction of feeding them to something instead of just swatting it.
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Post by Stark on Jul 27, 2009 10:09:08 GMT -5
Oh, you have no idea how swatting them can be satisfying... especially when I throw them in the stove afterwards. Muhahahahaha! ;D
Burn, baby, BURN!
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Post by Stark on Jul 27, 2009 10:10:50 GMT -5
'Sides, if there was a tarantula here, I'd need to get one of those wasps that kill big spiders, and after that some bird who can eat that kinda wasp, and then a big cat to eat that bird, etc, etc.... there's no end to this. Extreme violence and prejudice is the answer here.
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Post by Dullahan on Jul 27, 2009 10:11:03 GMT -5
Did anyone tell you your mildly evil?
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Post by WildKnight on Jul 27, 2009 10:16:40 GMT -5
I've told him that repeatedly...
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Post by ShortStuff on Jul 27, 2009 10:20:00 GMT -5
It all ends with the gorillas eating the snakes. And when the winter comes, the gorillas freeze to death. Hm. You had to do it again every year, though. At least this way, it would be a full circle.
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Post by Stark on Jul 27, 2009 10:22:10 GMT -5
Yep, I believe several people around here have told me so. ^_^ But hey, I'm not nearly as evil as I'd like to be, so maybe it's a good thing that I'm "only" mildly evil, right? On the other hand, burning earwigs in the stove sounds much more like "payback for getting into my room without permission" to me. Those little bastards are asking for it the moment they enter my sanctum sanctorum. I mean... my bedroom.
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Post by Stark on Jul 27, 2009 10:22:47 GMT -5
It all ends with the gorillas eating the snakes. And when the winter comes, the gorillas freeze to death. Hm. You had to do it again every year, though. At least this way, it would be a full circle. I love the way you think.
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Post by Dullahan on Jul 27, 2009 10:22:56 GMT -5
The fact they're earwigs and therefore harmless...
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Post by Stark on Jul 27, 2009 10:27:02 GMT -5
I'd consider them "harmless" if they were staying the hell away from me. Like in the room my father keeps his tools and stuff. Now, I wake up a morning, I look to the side of my bed and what do I see? An earwig. I pick up my keys and wallet and what do I see? A darn earwig. I open my wardrobe to get a t-shirt and what shows its ugly head? A freakin' earwig. They want to live? Well all they have to do is stay out of my way... and room.
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