OurLadyWar: I wish I could summon William H. Macy at will.
takewithfood: Oh, it's really not that hard. I can show you how sometime. The only trick is that no matter what, he shows up singing that song. Seriously. Literally every time you summon him, he appears with a ukelele, and the first words out of his mouth are "It's time to get laid". Don't ask me why, that's just black magic for you.