He's Barack Obama!

[Dionon]

When we saw this video on YouTube... me and Jusditz couldn't resist thinking about this... The entire "Write a Check!" action was his idea



CODE Mr. President
NAME JibJab's Barack Obama
HEIGHT 6'3"
WEIGHT 150lbs
HAIR Black
EYES Brown
SPECIES President

INT 4
STR 8
AGI 4
SPD 5
DUR 6

ACTIONS
Close Combat: 4
(Strength Bonus or Weapon Modifier)
- Fighting Pirates
- Punching Robots in the Face
- Wrestling Bears
- Saving Kittehs!

Ranged Combat: 4
(weapon Modifier)
- Business signs

Social Skills: 6
- Doesn't Sweat
- Real Good at the Internetz
- Gives Good Speeches
- Diplomacy
- Negotiation
- Using Money

Flight: 7
- Interstellar Travel

Dance: 5
(Micheal Jackson Imitation Bonus)

Write a Check!: 8
- As Hexspheres
- Whenever this power is used, all people within an area equal to stones spent have their wealth reduced by 1.

MODIFIERS
Toughness: +2
Reflexive Dodge: +3
Wealth: 8 (10 as President)
Animal Senses: +10
Self Contained Life Form

EQUIPMENT
The United States Army...


CHALLENGES
FoxNews: +5
Super Liberal Left: +3
Super Conservative Right: +3


HISTORY
He's the freakin President... Read his book.

[slimgoodbody]

Hahahaha I love it!

[Raynor]

"Write a Check!"...why wasn't that an option or specialty for the action Statecraft? Well it should've been!

[Rinjo]

I wish I had the write a check ability... I would stick you suckers with the bill in a minute...

[takewithfood]

Needs a Teleprompter modifier to Social Skills. Otherwise flawless.

~TWF

[Shadowbane]

Under equipment it should be Military, not Army.
The Army is just a single branch of the Military.

[slimgoodbody]

Apr 15, 2010 19:10:52 GMT -5 takewithfood said:

Needs a Teleprompter modifier to Social Skills. Otherwise flawless.

~TWF

Only if Sarah Palin gets a Read From Hand modifier.

[Raynor]

-1 situational mod. for sweaty hands?

[shenron]

This is freaking awesome. You have to do Bush oh please

[slimgoodbody]

You mean his alter ego, The Decider? ;D

[shenron]

hahahaha.

Speaking of Bush, I cannot wait until his book comes out.

[slimgoodbody]

Was it Karl Rove that just recently had his book come out? I wonder if he comes right out and admits that he was pulling the strings, like "Yeah everybody, you were right, it was me. I pretty much ruled the world for 8 years there."

[shenron]

Haha, the would be awesome. I wonder what his book is called? I know Bush's book is called Decision Points. I think it comes out in November.

It is pseudo political/memoir/time in office/bio/ type of thing I guess.

I usually read fiction, but right now I have my nose in I AM OZZY by Ozzy Osbourne. OMG, I need to work on a CAD for Ozzy.

Just a thought, OZZY for President!

[reddecker]

Actually weapons should be the USMC, they're the only branch the president can use without the consent of congress.

[Cernunnos]

Funny thing is... I honestly think a lot of people think of him like that.