If I only weren't a n00b (song)

[videomichael3000]

I could work out all the tables
Instead of thinking 'fables!'
I wouldn't be a boob
I'd never eat those stupid Lents
'Cause all vid's would make more sense
If I only weren't a n00b

I could play a whole new game
Regardless of the rain
Never touch a n00bish tube

(Enter random other person)
With the things that you'd be doing
Nobody could be flaming
If you only weren't a n00b

(Back to n00b)
Oh, I would get the forums
I could tell you how
To make a link or
Post a pic of cows
And then I'd talk and tell you more

Oh I would have a real life
And not complain 'bout the knife
Or live in a grey tube
I would be as coolness
The girls want a pretty kiss
If I only weren't a n00b

A tribute to all those brave n00bs out there! Without you, who would we have to laugh at? In case you haven't figured it out, it's to the tune of 'If I only had a brain'. Do you think it's awesome? (pafoo is when someone spits, look at a comic... )

Also, hello!

[Jet]

Not bad lyrics, but keep one thing in mind- n00b is an idiot who doesnt know anything. Newbie, is someone who doesnt know anything but is learning.

Bottom line- dont be a n00b.

Also, hello.

PS: Dont mind me, I often sound rude when Im not.

[videomichael3000]

Haven't you read seen/read the Wizard of Oz? Scarecrow thought he didn't have a brain, but really did. n00b here thinks he's a n00b, but it turns out he's just a newb. All happy!

Also, editing song to read/sing better. I wrote it at 6:00 AM. Not a very productive hour of the day.
EDIT: I think I may have made it worse... Oh well.