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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Aug 8, 2013 23:52:50 GMT -5
Your plane touches down at Springfield Int. Airport you get off to see a fat bald man standing next to a woman with very tall blue hair. The man has a card with "Simpson" written on it, he keeps looking at it, going 'D'oh!' erasing the writing, writing his name back down on it, and looking back at it again. Repeat indefinitely.
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Post by Savant on Aug 9, 2013 22:47:26 GMT -5
Honestly, the warrior monk wasn't surprised that the people in this town were completely idiotic, but at least they had a shred of hospitality...sorta.
"Greetings." Jago said, approaching the deep-yellow-skinned pair, a wedded couple it seemed. "I was informed that we would be honored guests at your humble abode. I'd like to thank you ahead of time and establish a favorable atmosphere. I am Jago of the Tiger Monastery, and my companion here is the mutant heroine Sunpyre."
He bowed, as his upbringing would dictate him to.
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ACTION 1: I'll use 3 stones of Social Skills (Order of the Tiger Monastery and Good Will specialties) to make a good first impression.
ACTION 2: None.
MODIFIERS: Wealth [-1] Toughness [+2] Reflexive Dodge [+2] Mental Defense [+2] Energy Defense [+1] Magical Defense [+1] Sword [+4]
ENERGY LEFT: 6/9
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Aug 19, 2013 8:00:24 GMT -5
"Well hello there, Mr. Asian man." The man says. "Welcome to Springfield. I'm Homer, and this is my wife Marge."
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Post by Savant on Aug 28, 2013 20:51:57 GMT -5
"'Asian man'...right..." Jago said, eyes squinting in annoyance for a brief moment. "Anyhow, shall we proceed onto your humble abode? I'd say that our quest cannot be delayed any further than what it has to. Our enemies are afoot."
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ACTION 1: I'll use 2 stones of Intelligence to keep an eye out for any suspicious thugs or something.
ACTION 2: None.
MODIFIERS: Wealth [-1] Toughness [+2] Reflexive Dodge [+2] Mental Defense [+2] Energy Defense [+1] Magical Defense [+1] Sword [+4]
ENERGY LEFT: 7/9
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Aug 30, 2013 21:41:41 GMT -5
"Heh heh!" Homer says. "This is just like a cheesy kung fu movie." He says performing several imitation kung-fu moves as you all walk to his car. He accidently punches a passing by dark skinned man with a large figure. "Ahhh! Dredrick Tatum!"
"Homer Simpson? You want a rematch?" The boxer asks grabbing Homer by the shirt. "You like to sucker punch people. Allow me to return the favor!" He says rearing back to deck your ride out of the airport.
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Post by Savant on Sept 1, 2013 19:11:09 GMT -5
"Sir, if I may." Jago said, stepping in between the boxer and the dope. Funny how he resembled T.J. Combo a bit...
"My rotund associate here didn't mean to strike you. He was just flailing about childishly in an attempt to mimic my 20 years of kung fu discipline. I am sure that as a fellow martial artist, you'd understand how many admirers like to copy every punch you throw, am I not mistaken?"
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ACTION 1: I'll use 3 stones of Social Skills (Good Will specialty) to diffuse the situation.
ACTION 2: I'll shift 3 stones of Mastery of Kung Fu to catch Tatum's attack if he doesn't listen.
MODIFIERS: Wealth [-1] Toughness [+2] Reflexive Dodge [+2] Mental Defense [+2] Energy Defense [+1] Magical Defense [+1] Sword [+4]
ENERGY LEFT: 3/9
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Sept 8, 2013 13:26:12 GMT -5
"Wow, you're right. I guess I should let this one go. Consider yourself lucky Simpson." He says walking away with his entourage.
"Hehe. Thanks Mr. Kung Fu Man, you really saved my ass there."
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Post by Savant on Sept 8, 2013 16:30:13 GMT -5
"You needn't thank me." the monk said. "Your...unique brand of hospitality is enough recompense. Shall we go?"
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Sept 13, 2013 14:21:52 GMT -5
You arrive at the Simpson house as Homer opens the door. Only to be shot 50 times with a paintball gun.
"Aww, great job Dad. I was trying to surprise the ninja." a spiky haired boy whined.
"WHY YOU LITTLE!!!" Homer begins strangling the son.
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Post by Savant on Sept 14, 2013 20:10:07 GMT -5
"Now wait a minute!" Jago said, separating the two of them. "That is no way to treat a child...conversely, that is no way to greet a new house guest. Now, if we can continue acting civilly, then do me the honor of touring me around your home....And to answer your remark, I am not a ninja. I am a monk of the Order of the Tiger Monastery nestled in Tibet."
He looked down at the floor.
"However, I am hunting ninja."
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ACTION 1: I'll use 3 stones of Social Skills (Good Will specialty) to calm them both down. Even though this won't be the final time for them to try to kill each other.
ACTION 2: I'll use 3 stones of Strength to pry them apart.
MODIFIERS: Wealth [-1] Toughness [+2] Reflexive Dodge [+2] Mental Defense [+2] Energy Defense [+1] Magical Defense [+1] Sword [+4]
ENERGY LEFT: 3/9
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 10, 2013 20:30:46 GMT -5
I'll show you around." Marge says leading you aound the house, showing you the kitchen, bathroom, and living room. "And here's the attic. We prepared a small guest room for you up there." She says opening the attic to reveal. Two small army cots, and a small lamp on a milk crate. Marge visibly groans at how little effort was made.
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Post by Savant on Oct 18, 2013 12:15:53 GMT -5
"Don't worry. I can accommodate myself to these...conditions." Jago said, reassuring Marge that there wasn't a need for much effort on her family's part. "I have been indoctrinated to survive off scraps for months."
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 25, 2013 11:26:47 GMT -5
Marge nods a bit. "Well okay, but if you need anything, just let me know."
Just then a strange white and silver ball pops out of Marge's hair into your hand. It opens and out pops.
"Riolu!" a strange Bipedal dog-like creature.
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Post by Savant on Oct 26, 2013 0:34:23 GMT -5
Jago is just as surprised as everyone else when the pup emerged out of nowhere.
"Am I becoming a beacon for the strange and unexpected?"
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Nov 18, 2013 12:19:54 GMT -5
"Riolu." It declares bowing at you, as if recognizing you as it's superior in some kind of way.
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