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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 4, 2014 20:06:35 GMT -5
You have a dream... Your brother standing there with a Rinnegan in one eye.
"I'm going to execute the five kages, and start a revolution with the tailed beasts under my control!" He declares.
You wake up to find yourself tied up to a reclining Sofa. gagged with what you pray are a clean pair of socks.
"Hey you awake yet?" A mean covered in red and black with two swords on his back asks poking the side of your head. "Come on, let's just get this over with... I don't wanna do this kinky stuff any more than you do, but the GM is a perverted loser, so here we are." He then sits on the reclined chair face to face with you. "Now... I'm not here to fight, and I'm not here to hurt you... All I want is you to help me with something, then when I get what I want, you are free to go, and never have to see my fugly muckin' ug ever than. You understandin' me toots, ain't nobody gotta be hurt here."
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Post by Manah on Oct 4, 2014 20:13:45 GMT -5
Itachi Uchiha
The dream had troubled Itachi a bit, of course... the last news she got of her brother was how he was with Orochimaru. What if that mad rogue shinobi had some sort of similar plan for the youth?
But what REALLY troubled her was finding herself tied up and gagged by socks, threatened by an unknown man. What was it with her ending up at the utter mercy of unknown men whenever she went to sleep lately?
"Hey you awake yet? Come on, let's just get this over with... I don't wanna do this kinky stuff any more than you do, but the GM is a perverted loser, so here we are. Now... I'm not here to fight, and I'm not here to hurt you... All I want is you to help me with something, then when I get what I want, you are free to go, and never have to see my fugly muckin' ug ever than. You understandin' me toots, ain't nobody gotta be hurt here."
The girl had no idea what a 'GM' was, but, seeing how she was at a clear disadvantage right then, and the man insisted how he didn't want to hurt her, she decided to give him a chance. Looking at him, she nodded silently (not that she could do it otherwise), seemingly agreeing to cooperate.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 8, 2014 21:56:27 GMT -5
"Great. Then we are settled then." The man says ripping off your duct tape, and taking the filthy socks out your mouth. "Anywho. Name's Deadpool. I've been hired to kill a certain Sasuke Uchiha and bring his eyes to a man who will pay me like this AWESOME sum of money, and to prevent a great disaster as foreshadowed by that precognitive flash earlier. So here is what we are gonna do... You are gonna lure your brother out, and then... I'm gonna kill him."
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Post by Manah on Oct 8, 2014 22:53:33 GMT -5
Itachi Uchiha
"...W-What?... But... that's impossible..." Itachi said, thinking fast. That Q woman from before had told Itachi Sasuke could be saved from becoming evil if she killed the false Madara, and that's exactly what she had done. "My brother can be saved... he can be brought back, and become a good person again...", she protested.
Kill the false Madara, save Sasuke. Those were the woman's words. Why would she have lied? ...She was far too powerful to need to resort to such petty tricks such as lies.
"B-Besides...that man who hired you... if he asked for the eyes, don't you think that makes him highly suspicious? What if he's the one who'll make all that mess a reality?"
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 14, 2014 16:29:51 GMT -5
"Cha' you know what?" Deadpool asks holding open a small paper book titled 'Manga Spoilerz' "Uh uh... Yeah whoever told you that wasn't caught up with the story like I was."
"That sounds like 'not my freaking problem." He said. "Besides I wanna fight Sasuke now that he's got the Rinnegan, and is all uber. Do you have any idea how badass that makes me?"
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Post by Manah on Oct 14, 2014 20:26:19 GMT -5
Itachi Uchiha
"Tch... if you say so. The Pokémon and the woman who were with me... where are they?", Itachi asked, frowning.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 17, 2014 21:22:52 GMT -5
"Oh them... I sent them somewhere, they won't bother us..."
*Cut to Konan and Mikoto in a theater watching Hobbit III.*
"Now are you going to help me, or do I have to find an alternative?"
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Post by Manah on Oct 17, 2014 21:55:28 GMT -5
Itachi Uchiha
The black-haired girl frowned, biting her lower lip for a second. She had no reason to believed the Q woman had lied, nor did she have any personal reason to trust that Deadpool guy. However...
"...Look. I do not intend to let you kill my brother... but if he's turned evil or insane, I intend to stop him and try and return him to normal. I believe he still can be saved, and I have no reason to trust you when you say he can't. Since we both want to stop him... I do believe we should at the very least team up until he's defeated... and then figure things out when we see if he can be saved or not."
She looked at him defiantly.
"Does this work with you or not?"
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 20, 2014 9:44:07 GMT -5
Deadpool pauses then looks at the script. "Yeah sure." He says cutting the ropes on you.
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Post by Manah on Oct 20, 2014 15:48:04 GMT -5
Itachi Uchiha
"Fine...", she said, standing up and massaging her wrists. "What are you constantly reading anyway?"
Pausing, she then asked
"So... what's your plan, for making me 'bait'? ...I've been constantly in the open recently, and my brother never returned. Why would he seek me out now?"
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 27, 2014 6:20:24 GMT -5
"The Script... What else." He said.
"That's because you havn't been close enough to him to find you... We're going to the land of Sound."
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Post by Manah on Oct 27, 2014 12:25:02 GMT -5
Itachi Uchiha
"Okay... fine", Itachi said with a sigh. No use discussing with this guy about his reasons for anything, not if she was expecting a sane answer anyway. She looked at him, ready to follow. "And... what's your plan for taking Sasuke down if you know he's super powerful? ...What can you do?"
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 31, 2014 13:09:20 GMT -5
"That's why I brought my friend Mr. Snipey." He said holding up a large sniper rifle with a rubber ducky on the end of the muzzle.
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Post by Manah on Oct 31, 2014 17:59:54 GMT -5
Itachi Uchiha
"Hmh. I highly doubt this is going to work... Ninjas are tougher than you think, and with the Sharingan, he can sense you coming" Itachi said with a smile, shrugging. "...Whatever. Come on, let's go. The land of Sound isn't next door."
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Nov 10, 2014 10:53:34 GMT -5
"Don't be a smartass." Deadpool says.
hours later you arrive in the land of sound. "Okay... You just sit here while I set up a sniping position." Deadpool orders
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