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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 22, 2016 16:30:49 GMT -5
You shower yourself up perfectly and cleanly.
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Post by Manah on Oct 22, 2016 20:31:24 GMT -5
She-Hulk
Feeling a lot better already, the greenette went back to her room and put on a pair of panties and a violet nightgown, before heading to her living room with a snack to relax a bit before going to bed.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 22, 2016 20:37:50 GMT -5
You are just about to get dressed, but before you can reach said clothes, you vanish into thin air.
and reappear inside what looks like a canyon on a sunny day... with two bases on opposing ends of the canyon.
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Post by Manah on Oct 22, 2016 22:55:18 GMT -5
(OOC: Oh crud. And also... oh yeah. XD Red VS Blue, huh?)
She-Hulk
"W-Whaaaa-?!" she let out in confusion, looking around. "Wait. It was the evening, and now... and a canyon... and bases?"
She paused. And blinked.
"...Why the hell does this place looks like a video game FPS multiplayer map?"
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 22, 2016 22:59:56 GMT -5
"Yeah, we really need to ask the decorators to spruce the place up." a dumb sounding guy and blue armor said appearing beside you. "Hello naked green lady."
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Post by Manah on Oct 22, 2016 23:15:59 GMT -5
She-Hulk
She blushed, covering her breasts and lady parts with her hands.
"...Um... hi. Okay... now I'm pretty sure I've seen this somewhere. You... wouldn't happen to be named Michael... something... Caboose, now would you?" she asked.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 22, 2016 23:18:34 GMT -5
"Oh my God you're psychic! No. No, don't stab me in the shower!" He cried running away in terror having likely confused Psychic with Psycho.
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Post by Manah on Oct 22, 2016 23:46:35 GMT -5
She-Hulk
"I'm not psychic and I don't stab people!" she let out, sighing as he ran away, before shrugging as she followed him, hoping to get clothes soon.
"...Okay. Theory one... this is all a dream. I fell asleep on my couch or something. Theory two... I just turned completely insane. Theory three... I watch way too much Rooster Teeth stuff. Theory four... I changed worlds somehow, and RvB just happens to be an actual world."
She kept walking, shaking her head.
"...I could probably come up with crazier ones... but hey, clearly #2 is correct."
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 22, 2016 23:57:47 GMT -5
You arrive at the base where Tucker runs out. "Oh wow, Caboose was not kidding. Hey sweet cheeks, nice of you to show up in our canyon, how about we skip this whole war, and settle down for some R n R n F. Bow-chicka-Bow-Wow."
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Post by Manah on Oct 23, 2016 0:24:38 GMT -5
She-Hulk
"Okay... you're the pervy one, so... Tucker, right?" she said, raising an eyebrow. "R n R, sure, but I'll take a raincheck on the F. In the meantime... do you guys have any clothes the size of... a really large girl with a Gamma radiation tan?" she asked, wondering how she was going to explain who she was to these guys.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 23, 2016 0:30:33 GMT -5
"Ummm so. We just have our armors in... normal size." He said.
"Tucker, did you find out why Caboose is-" another figure in blue armor with a sniper rifle came in. "What the hell is a green naked woman doing here?!"
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Post by Manah on Oct 23, 2016 0:45:52 GMT -5
She-Hulk
"Okay, okay, just wait a second, alright?" she said, turning back to human form. "Here... normal-sized. Also... yeah, naked woman. Would like NOT to be naked anymore to continue this conversation and the introductions. Is there any gentleman among you who could help me on that point? I'll explain everything, but please give me someting to wear." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Turning back to human form.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 25, 2016 0:41:46 GMT -5
"Okay come on. We should have some spare armor from Tex around here." He said.
sure enough you find some black USNC Mk VI Power Armor.
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Post by Manah on Oct 26, 2016 10:24:40 GMT -5
Jennifer Walters
"Cool... and it's Tex's too? Even better", the lawyer said, putting the armor on according to their instructions. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 into Intelligence, and 2 into Agility, to put the suit on.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Oct 26, 2016 10:26:48 GMT -5
"Do you have to sound so exited about putting on a dead person's suit." Church bemoaned as Mariachi music started playing, and a warthog crash through the wall of the base!
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