-Meowmere (+7, 3x damage, AP (Ignores 3 Toughness even when No AP), Indestructible. Fires +5, 2x damage, AP, Area effect line blasts which can rebound off walls, resembling cats trailed by a rainbow, whenever it is swung. Said projectiles make a distinct, audible 'meow' sound when ricocheting off walls and other surfaces, causing a -3 sitmod to all sneaking or stealth attempts while swinging the weapon. A powerful white and lavender sword, with a cat-shaped pommel, originally obtained by a nameless hero after defeating an Old One known as the Moon Lord. Why the entity carried with it such a ridiculous weapon, the world may never know.)
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