Hiya folks... this thread has been created after a funny suggestion from Psylocke in this thread. Basically, this is where people from the board can post stuff when drunk/feeling like saying stupid things/are practicing to become masters of absurdity. lol. So yeah, it's kinda insane, and still, we think it's a good idea.
NOTE: You don't *need* to actually be drunk to post here, of course... Nobody encourage you to drink, here. No sir. But nobody will stop you either. Nor can they stop you, in fact. Bwah hah hah.
Only rules are, keep it civil, and still follow the usual rules on the rest of the board (except that there is no need to make any sense here, no matter what you're speaking about), be polite to one another, and remember that it has been created to have fun/laugh/have a good time/say stupid things. ;D
That being said... wazzarfurlglong to you all! ^_^
And for the pleasure of our viewers... three youtube videos full of "Hellsing Deleted Scenes"!!!!!! ..............or... not? (Watch out... bad language. Mature audiences only... and stuff. No, really... bad language. Not kidding. You can't say I didn't warn ya. Other than that... it's darn funny.)
One of those days I wish I could just go back to bed...
Pre- Six A.M. (I was out past 1 last night) my wife tells me she's going to the hospital for one of her (in)famous stomach problems.
Thirty minutes after she left: I realize that there is almost no food in the house because we haven't had a chance to go shopping since she got paid on Friday, and soon the kids are going to be going nuts for food.
9 AM: Sure enough, my 8 year old has taken everything out of the cupboard (we have the most amazing mix of things that you can't make anything out of... Hamburger Helper but no Hamburger, bread but no meat, cheese, or peanut butter... ) and found some shake & mix pancakes. I have NO idea how old these things are or if we even bought them. For all I know, they were in that cupboard when we moved in. But if I don't try to make these things, I'm going to be the worst Daddy ever.
9:30 AM: After destroying my first 3 attempts, I finally get two pancakes that look like something I'd actually let my child eat, I think maybe things are turning around. I give them one each and go back to make more. Then, while putting a pancake on the 6 year old's plate, I accidentally touch him with a hot spatula (no damage, ran it under cool water and theres not even a red spot... but as any parent can tell you, if you hurt your child, you always feel like the biggest monster in the universe).
So. Yeah. Its barely after 10 and I'm already wanting a do-over.