Okay, I didnt dink anything and aside from being a little tired (its 11PM in Poland), but for some reason GI JOE theme song popped in my mind and wont get out! Whats weird is that, well, I wasnt fan of the show when it was aired and I havent even seen the damn movie yet! WHY WONT IT GET OUT!?
"It's times like this I wish we'd invented more swear words,"
Random memory of one my first times MURPGing. We were playing a mission in which a bunch of us superheroes had been led to investigate the Maggia mansion seperately for whatever reason and my brother was playing the Punisher. He made one of the most classic uncharacteristic RP decisions I've ever seen and instead of trying to use his black ops to sneak in or something he decides to ram his Battle van through the front gate and straight at the mansion. Much to his suprise the front end of his van was smashed when a formerly cloaked Sentinel stepped on it. Yeah suffice it to say it was unexpected & hilarious.
Sledge: Earth Institute Rodney Mitchell: Nightstalkers The Blob: Age of Apocalypse Heartless/Agent Tania Harmon of SHEILD: Dark Avengers Human Torch: The Daily Bugle Hazard: Body Count Domino: Age of Apocalypse Dark Riders Blindsyde: Days of Future Past Force: Champions & Challengers
Apparently they frown at consensual sex in D&D games at comiccon.....
But I still got the limited edition mini!
Uh... more detail, dude.
At NY comic con Wizards was promoting 4th edition, something me and my 3.5 supporters were not too fond of
So the mission was simple, infiltrate a game demo of 4.0 and torture the GM
I was given a halfling rogue and my friend Joe was given a dragonborn paladin
So we start at an inn(ooooooooooooooooh!) and I immediatly set out to steal the very poor farming villages chickens, when the GM asked me why I said why should my party have to dine on cold trail rations when it could be our last meal together?
Nat 20 snatched me a chicken, the GMs face was a lovely shade of red, and then Joe plays off his Dragonborn as a big stupid mook. He walks into the inn, sits down and slams his fist on the table shouting BRING ME BEER AND VIRGINS!
The GM asked why his dragonborn acted to this way, to which Joe simply replied "he is not a clever man". When questioned on the virgins thing, I believe he said he saw it in Dragonheart
long story short the party dined on a delicious chicken dinner before battling 3 fire giants at the end of the dungeon. All of the party was wiped out except for me and Joe, so we spent our last moments alive together confessing our gay love, at which point the Paladin chaneled his draconic divinity through my halfling