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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2011 2:10:25 GMT -5
Not that I really need one.
Anyways like tonight we were hanging out, and drinking. Anyways, so we stopped by the hotel so dude could hook up with his honey, anyways he came out of the room in like his boxers. So, like whoa dude you're in boxers and it's like 20 degree's, you're not getting in my care like that. Anyways, he's like hooked up, and I ended up driving home slightly impared. Anyways it's all good though, because I have somebody coming over. Peace b*tches
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Post by malice on Jan 15, 2011 5:14:10 GMT -5
How stimulating... On a similar note.Also I think I have strep throat. It's difficult to weigh the trade-off.
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Post by Brainstem on Jan 15, 2011 14:13:57 GMT -5
Strep really sucks, but. Well. I guess it depends on the entire thing; I've had encounters where'd I'd rather have gotten strep than the lady.
Also note that the best wingman is a wingwoman.
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Post by WildKnight on Jan 15, 2011 14:24:03 GMT -5
Also note that the best wingman is a wingwoman. Not in my experience.
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Post by Brainstem on Jan 15, 2011 14:32:29 GMT -5
Maybe you have the wrong wingwomen? I mean, I haven't tested this yet, but I have a friend who would be perfect at it and I think it'd work pretty well. Better than any of my guy friends, at least.
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Post by OurLadyWar on Jan 15, 2011 14:49:30 GMT -5
Strep really sucks, but. Well. I guess it depends on the entire thing; I've had encounters where'd I'd rather have gotten strep than the lady. Also note that the best wingman is a wingwoman. I'm an excellent wingwoman. Thank you for recognizing our ability to get you laid.
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Post by WildKnight on Jan 15, 2011 15:09:19 GMT -5
Nobody (who knows anything) denies that a woman can be a good wingman (so to speak). I just disagree with the notion that they make the best wingmen.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2011 15:14:58 GMT -5
Wingwomen are awesome. Plus, it's not as awkward whenever you're hitting on a chick, and she hints at a three way whenever you're with a wingwoman as it is whenever you're with a wingman.
Of course, sometimes you just get bad wingwomen.
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Post by Dhark on Jan 15, 2011 16:43:04 GMT -5
I've only ever met two Wingmen who are almost as capable as myself... both of whom have readily declared themselves ready and willing the moment I opt to come out of retirement (aka marraige/self-imposed-exile/prison/the-psyche-ward/etc). 1.) Barney Stinson (who I'm told has made a copy of my 'Play Book' and is making millions by airing my old moves on television while being played by a gay actor of 80's legendary status) 2.) Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens (who has was spotted teaching my less obvious ploys to 'Those In Need' before going on to write a movie in which the actor Will Smith was given his name while portraying a more light-hearted-and black-skinned-me). I have on occasion utilized the Wingwoman approach. The only down-side to this tactic? Eventually, she wants to try you out for herself... which btw, is a Play in the book that she never saw coming. Where was that downside? Oh, that's right. She also knows all your usual ploys to get rid of said women... and doesn't fall for any of them. Sure fire way to find yourself married if you're not careful. Just saying.
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Post by Brainstem on Jan 15, 2011 16:56:13 GMT -5
Heyyyyy those aren't real people.
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Post by Dhark on Jan 15, 2011 23:48:52 GMT -5
Heyyyyy those aren't real people. Says you!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 1:10:13 GMT -5
I have on occasion utilized the Wingwoman approach. The only down-side to this tactic? Eventually, she wants to try you out for herself[\quote] yeah, and god forbid you have to get laid...hooking up with hot chicks is the whole reason you should use a wingwoman. If she wants to try you out then mission accomplished. If you're actually worried about hooking up with a chick then you shouldn't be using a wingwoman, unless you just swing the other way or something. That would explain allot about you're fear of hooking up with the wingwoman. I've actually used a lady as a wingwoman to make the chick jelous enough to hook up with me. So, if you actually plan on using wingwomen you probably shouldn't use one you wouldn't mind hooking up with, but don't let her know that.
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Post by Dhark on Jan 16, 2011 14:48:50 GMT -5
Um, you missed the downside. Sure the rough and tumble is a good time... but when you're ready to move on, she likely isn't. And she knows all the usual ploys that you usually use to ditch a girl, then steadfastly refuses to fall for any of them. It's like painting yourself into a corner. Sure it's a nice corner, and comes with plenty of pretty sweet perks... but it's a corner none the less.
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Post by andyman on Jan 16, 2011 19:18:02 GMT -5
Memories. When I got married, my wingman said he had to go from being Robin to Nightwing.
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Post by WildKnight on Jan 16, 2011 19:29:19 GMT -5
Memories. When I got married, my wingman said he had to go from being Robin to Nightwing. So when does he get to take over being the Andyman? (y'know, cuz Nightwing is now Batman...)
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