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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2011 22:21:40 GMT -5
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Post by Manah on Feb 9, 2011 9:05:00 GMT -5
1000 ways to die... Did they describe the "Shove a spoon through your skull" one?
Dude... people are so stupid sometimes. "Girl wants to get thinner so she swallows a parasitic worm which feeds on everything she eats, then grows bigger, then lays eggs, then there are parasitic worms hanging out in or around her organs, then she dies." Well, D'UH! What did she expect?..... geez.
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Post by Silentking Alpha on Feb 9, 2011 9:16:56 GMT -5
People will do anything to stay thin these days. Did you hear about the guy who tried to impress a girl by showing how unbreakable a window was? I forgot what it was made of, but he did several things to the window. Including hitting it with a chair. After a few runs against it, the window couldn't handle it anymore and he actually broke through. And fell to his death many stories below. That is the reason why he did all that right? He wanted to impress a girl? I don't know. It was a long time ago, but you don't forget how someone die easily. Especially when it was something dumb like what I just said.
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Post by Manah on Feb 9, 2011 9:19:51 GMT -5
Yeah.
Then again, when people die in such stupid ways, I tend to think of it as "natural selection".
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Post by Silentking Alpha on Feb 9, 2011 9:23:16 GMT -5
I think there is a reward for people who die in stupid ways. It is a reward for not polluting the gene pool. Not a joke. They actually reward people who died in dumb ways because the next generation won't have to suffer from their stupidity. I belive it was called the Darwin award?
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Post by Manah on Feb 9, 2011 9:26:52 GMT -5
Seriously?............. wow. And I thought I was insensitive for thinking of such people's deaths as "natural selection"... Giving them an award for dying is, well, Evil. Capital "E".  EDIT: Also, they probably won't give such awards to dumb people who died, already having kids. I don't know if it's mean or kind though. |
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Post by Silentking Alpha on Feb 9, 2011 9:37:19 GMT -5
They even judged the deaths to see who gets the award. In order to qualify, your death must be accidental and it is has to be a stupid way to die. The ones we both said probably qualified. As do a lot of people on a 1000 ways to die.
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Post by Manah on Feb 9, 2011 9:43:01 GMT -5
"He wanted to clean his loaded gun, pressed the trigger, but nothing happened. When he looked inside the barrel, he realized, too late, that he had successfully made it work again. R.I.P." When I die, I want to have something funny written on my tombstone. Something that'll make people be all "Hahahaha, that's SO like him" instead of "Boo hooooo hooo... I miss him so much." Something like "I'll be back" or "Game Over. Continues: 0" |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2011 11:11:35 GMT -5
That's the favorite show that's still making new episodes. I love watching stupid people like that. The Ozzy Fans that snorted ants, the biker who drunk gass trying to stay drunk then vomiting on the fire. Then my personal favorite the guy who took 9 pills of Viagra and died of a a heart attack with cheating on his wife.
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Post by Manah on Feb 9, 2011 11:14:49 GMT -5
Two words: Epic. Fail. And if I must add one: Karma. ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2011 11:25:24 GMT -5
I donno, If I could pick the way I died it would be having a heart attack while boning a hot woman.
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Post by Manah on Feb 9, 2011 11:55:37 GMT -5
Your call, mate... but I don't like hurting others, so I'd rather be with 'my' hot woman than another.  Then again, I'm single and intend to stay that way, so I don't think I'll hurt anyone. lol. And besides, that's not how I want to die. |
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