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Post by Beacon on Jan 1, 2012 19:40:10 GMT -5
I think I or someone else probably posted this here at some ting in the past because I know I’ve seen it before but I rediscovered this earlier today and I know that proboards tends to eat old threads so I figured I’d repost it for the newer posters… wiki.rpg.net/index.php/750_things_Mr._Welch_can_no_longer_do_in_a_RPG(Also my brother is in the Navy and I totally need to send him the “Skippy” list) |
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Post by kito on Jan 1, 2012 19:48:17 GMT -5
i dont get this is it for real or a big joke?
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Post by shazam on Jan 1, 2012 20:50:33 GMT -5
I think it's things players have done in the past that have left people speechless so their DMs/GMs/ZMs/Storytellers...whatever have posted them, and not surprisingly, it became that huge list....my group has broken like 5 of them...god I loved that Warforged Bard group
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Post by Beacon on Jan 1, 2012 20:53:44 GMT -5
i dont get this is it for real or a big joke? It’s pretty obvious that it’s a joke. …but I imagine quite a few of those entries were inspired by real players. |
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Post by GhostKnight on Jan 1, 2012 23:50:35 GMT -5
Some are them are so stupid it's not funny... well, a little. When building a superhero, can't spend half his points on radar sense and the other half on cooking. Once a friend joked about doing a CAD for aunt May and having as superpower an action "Cook cookies", perhaps she could have radar senses too? Cannot refer to my boy wonder sidekick as "Spanky". This one is good. “Hail Lord Illpolazo” is not a good battle cry. Resist. Urge. To. Create. Such. Character. Their rallying call is not “Lolicons - Transform and make out!”
My catgirl cannot have a weapon specialization for mousetraps. Must have been a dirty mind... When the GM forces the plot, I cannot make choo-choo noises. Personal favorite. |
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Post by Dominus on Jan 2, 2012 20:38:44 GMT -5
"Even if it isn't in the rules, I have to use the same scale miniature as everybody else."
"I cannot switch miniatures between each combat."
Guilty of both of these I'm afraid.
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Post by PROTOJ on Jan 3, 2012 13:22:49 GMT -5
I only read up to 135 but some of these are pretty ridiculous. A couple of my favorites so far:
The name of the weapon shop is not "Bloodbath and Beyond".
Not allowed to take a coffee break during the final supervillain showdown
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