CAD Eric Cartman

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ERIC CARTMAN
Nine year old kid from South Park Colorado... with issues

QUOTE: "I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets I hate em! I wanna kick em in the nuts! "

Full Name: Eric Theodore Cartman
Age: 10
Occupation: Student at South Park Elementary School
Height: 4'1"
Weight: 90 lbs
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Brown
Species: Human


ABILITIES
Int: 4
Str: 1
Agl: 1
Spd: 1
Dur: 1


HEALTH: 1
ENERGY: 9
REGEN: 6


ACTIONS
Close Combat: 2
(Str.bonus and Wpn.modifier)

-Dirty Fighting
-Small blades


Ranged Combat: 1
(Str.bonus and Wpn.modifier)

-Pistols


Acrobatics: 1
(Agl.bonus)

Thievery: 2
(Int.bonus)
-Breaking and Entering
-Theft


General Knowledge: 2
(Int.bonus)
-Efficient
-Video Games
-Internet Culture


Technology: 1
(Int.bonus)
-Hacking


Social Skills: 5
-Throwing fits
-Sarcasm
-Manipulate/Blackmail
-Innocent little child
-Pressing emotional buttons

Ventriloquism: 2

Leadership: 4

Perform: 3
(Agl Bonus)
-Piano
-Singing
-Photography

MODIFIERS
Sly +2
-Adds to Social Skills (Manipulate) and the such

Rapid Regeneration

Reflexive Dodge +1

Mental Defense +3

Tireless +2

Wealth: 0

Energy Battery: 2

Deep Reserves +3

CHALLENGES
-Psychological (-3; Vengeful. Cartman is a dangerous kid, anything he can conceive as an attack agaisnt him, physical, or just verbal will be met with a ruthless revenge. Ranging from violence to murder. If you mess with him he'll make your life miserable.)
-Psychological (-2; Severe cruelty. Cartman sees pleasure by bringing pain and suffering to people he doesn't like, which is, unfortunately a lot of people.)
-Psychological (-1; problem against authority. Cartman has been spoiled all his life, his only authoriy figure was his mother who gave him litterally all he wanted. Also beign an only child, when he plays with his friends, he has to be the leader and will either take credit or berate any ideas that doesn'T come from him.)
-Extreme prejudice (-5; Towards Jews, Blacks, Hispanics, Chinese, Women, Poor People... Basically anyone that isn't a rich, white, american, male.)
-Extreme Vanity (-2; Around him, he believes he is the coolest, smartest person around while everyone else are mere pawns for him to use to attain his goals)
-Sexually confused (-1; Cartman still doesn't know very well what is homosexual behaviors and has engaged in them a few times.)
-Greedy (-2; Cartman will go to many lengths in order to get money, toys or whatever he wants, it can go you simple theft to grand evil schemes)
-Impatient (-2; Cartman just cannot wait to get what he wants either it's here and now that it must happen or else...)
-Blames others for his actions (-1; If something went wrong, either it was someone lese's fault, or when he remembers it it will always picture him in a better light than what it actually is)
-Deadly enemies (-1; Scott Tenorman, After killing his parents and feeding them to him, the red haired older kid, which actually is his half borther has vowed revenge on him.)


EQUIPMENT (Re-supplied by B.S.A.A if lost/used up in a mission)
-Small Dagger +1
-Glock 17 Pistol +2 x2 dmg weapon
-Cellphone


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BIOGRAPHY

Cartman is the fat, self-centered asshole in the group, often concocting schemes to make money and/or procure Colonel's chicken. He absolutely hates Kyle, despises hippies, and can't stand Family Guy. But he does have a soft spot for Mel Gibson, his stuffed animal Clyde Frog, and cats (especially his own cat, Mr. Kitty).

After years of trying to discover who his real father is, he recently found out that he's the illegitimate son of Jack Tenorman, making Scott Tenorman his half-brother...and making him largely responsible for killing his own parents.

Cartman also moonlights as the infamous superhero The Coon. He originally joined forces with the boys to form Coon and Friends, but when they all turned against him, he teamed up with the Dark Lord Cthulhu.