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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Mar 21, 2016 15:26:23 GMT -5
It's a typical day for you since the... Incident. Wake up, spend two hours getting ready. Put on one of the many dresses your clothes got changed into when you were merged with a Princess. And go about errands as you usually do.
This time. You are out of milk, and head down to the store, brown high heels clicking (You're wearing the dress from Euphie's pic in your CAD, and have several others just like it at home) as you pass people many of whom are in awe of your beauty and charm despite your best efforts to act normal.
You arrive at the store... Just as a pickup truck smashes into the front, and crashes inside.
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Post by Manah on Mar 21, 2016 15:39:49 GMT -5
Euphie
To her former princess side, this awe reaction of people wasn't exactly new, although for some reason, her charm seemed even stronger than before. However, due to her Saitama self, this made her a bit uncomfortable, as she was used to drawing very little attention due to his former unassuming, uninteresting looks and rather bored expression. Now, even when she tried having a bored expression, or even looking annoyed so that people would leave her alone, it seemed to only make her come out as 'troubled', or 'cutely upset', apparently making people feel like they had to offer her their help with whatever was wrong.
She sighed, continuing on her way, until...a pickup truck just crashed in to the front of the store she was heading over to.
"...Oh, God... is everyone okay?" she called out, worried, making her way in, and checking to see if the driver, the employees and any customers were fine. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 4 into Intelligence, plus 7 from Acute senses, to see if anyone's hurt.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Mar 21, 2016 15:45:56 GMT -5
You run inside the small convenience store to see a few people laying scattered all over.
"Ha ha! Stupid Humans... I hope you handed near the advil." The truck says as it transforms into a huge 15 foot high robot ripping through the roof of the store.
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Post by Manah on Mar 21, 2016 15:55:52 GMT -5
Euphie
"Oh... okay... so you're not human and this wasn't an accident?" she asked, frowning, and stepping in-between it and the wounded people. "...Please... there is absolutely no need for this. What did these people ever do to you?" she asked.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Mar 21, 2016 16:01:05 GMT -5
"Shut up human!" It declares stomping on you. "We decepticons are the supierior species, we can do with you what we wish." He said noticing you were not budging an inch despire his foot being directly on your head. He presses down harder as your heels (despite their thickness, and being relatively short) start to feel the strain of being pressed with thousands on tons of force.
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Post by Manah on Mar 21, 2016 16:18:37 GMT -5
(OOC: I like the 'One-Punch Euphie'. I think I'll use it for the CAD title. ^_^)
Euphie
"...I see... so on top of attacking innocents in a public area, you did so for no other reason than your own selfish, egotistical delusions of grandeur, and your imaginary 'right to do whatever'. Not mentioning that if you go on like this, you will break my heels", she said, shaking her head (despite the strength with which he was pressing his foot onto it). "I am NOT happy about this", she said, surprisingly coldly, grabbing his foot with one hand and slowly, calmly forcing it off her head, and putting it down carefully on the floor.
She then grabbed him, and walked out of the store, dragging him along.
"...Also, I have to help those people. I don't have time to waste with you. Buzz off", she said, tossing him away like a kid would throw a pebble... only much, MUCH farther. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Start H: 45/45 P.L: 10/10 E: 135/135 P.L: 30/30 S: 8/8
1 stone into PL for an action;
16 stones (Sup-Ef.) into Strength; 2 into control to not cause collateral damage; 14 into overpowering the Decepticon and slowly force his foot off of me.
22 stones (Sup-Ef.) into Close Combat (Inhuman power); 2 into control to not cause Collateral damage, 20 into grabbing the Decepticon and dragging him outside.
36 stones (Sup-Ef.) into Ranged Combat (Throw objects, Inhuman power) plus 8 from Targeting; 2 into control to not cause collat. damage, all 42 others to friggin' toss him so far away he vanishes in a sparkle ala Team Rocket.
End E: 127/135 P.L: 10/30 Defense: 43 (10 Ref.Dodge, 30 [No AP, No 2x damage] Toughness, 3 Power Level) Mental Immunity Immunities (Pain, Vacuum Pressure, Lelouch's Geass)
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Mar 21, 2016 16:21:41 GMT -5
"What impossible, no human is that STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!" He cries as you hurl him over the horizon.
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Post by Manah on Mar 21, 2016 16:29:04 GMT -5
One-Punch Euphie
She sighed, her hand on her hip.
"Don't underestimate humankind, you fool", she grumbled, before heading back inside. "...That nutjob must have weakened himself a lot more than he suspected when he crashed through the wall... weaker than a kitten. Must have been made out of a super-light alloy or something", she pretended, as she looked around to see if anyone needed her help more than others. "...Can someone call the authorities? We're probably going to need a couple of ambulances too. Anyone can tell me if there's a first aid kit anywhere?" she asked, proceeding to help the wounded as best as she could. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 5 into Statecraft to claim that my victory is due to the robot's weakening itself via crashing through the wall.
4 into Intelligence to try and help the wounded to the best of my capabilities until the authorities show up.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Mar 21, 2016 16:34:46 GMT -5
You help them. The police arrive, and you head back home coming through the door when you realize you didn't get any milk.
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Post by Manah on Mar 21, 2016 16:50:00 GMT -5
One-Punch Euphie
"...Agh!... The milk. I forgot the very thing I had went out to get!" she lamented. "How stupid."
She fairly nonchalantly kicked off her shoes, and padded over to her couch, crashing into it, letting out a long sigh. She didn't feel like going to another store to get milk. It'd have to wait.
Once again, she found herself considering the changes that had occurred ever since she was merged/resurrected into one body. No longer in Euphie's own universe, she at least didn't have to deal with her countrymen hating her, or how she would react if she met with Lelouch. Part of her still loved him very dearly, despite the mistake he had committed which had cost her her life and that of so many others. As for what Saitama used to be... she was glad to realize bad guys still seemed to underestimate her entirely based on her looks, which was fine by her. She guessed she must have looked more like a possible damsel in distress than an unassuming, weak-looking guy, but the results were still there.
She rubbed her forehead a bit, closing her eyes. She felt like she normally would be sad or freaked out by the situation, but the truth was... she was rather glad she was brought back to life, able to help people and atone for her horrible past. And her Saitama self considered his punishment at the hands of the God-like being as deserved for he had indeed lost control even this once. Had it been someone less powerful, he might have killed them, so he was fine with accepting his punishment. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 2 into Strength, both in control, to 'nonchalantly kick off my shoes' without sending them through my wall, the whole building, or worse. Just kicking them aside.
Then falling onto the couch and think about her new life.
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Mar 21, 2016 16:58:13 GMT -5
"Rough day Sempai?" a voice asks as a blonde haired cyborg walks into the living room. Genos a fellow superhero and your self-appointed student in heroism. Also arguably the only person who is aware that you are Saitama now.
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Post by Manah on Mar 21, 2016 17:12:23 GMT -5
One-Punch Euphie
She opened her eyes, looking at Genos, and nodding.
"...Yeah. Well... not really. I just went over to the nearest convenience store to get some milk, but then it was attacked by a robotic scoundrel of some sort, and several people were wounded. I tossed the robot away, and helped those people, and then I returned back home, but I forgot the milk. So it basically took five times as long as it should have, and I still didn't get any milk."
She smiled, shaking her head.
"...I'm sorry. That must sound silly... whining about a minor mistake like this. It's just annoying to set out to do something, only to come back and realize you forgot the very reason for your trip in the first place."
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Mar 21, 2016 17:32:02 GMT -5
"I see, is there anything I can do to help?" He asks.
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Post by Manah on Mar 21, 2016 17:36:06 GMT -5
(OOC: I'll add a smartphone to Euphie's equipment, just because it'd make some sense that Saitama could have had one.)
One-Punch Euphie
She sat up, thinking.
"...Well... if you feel like it, wanna head over to another store and get the milk for me?" she suggested. "...I could go tomorrow, though, I just don't feel like going again today, although I'd like to get the milk if I can."
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Post by Hoots Rowlet on Mar 21, 2016 17:40:43 GMT -5
Sure thing." He says exiting the apartment.
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