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Post by mrmarvel on Jul 17, 2008 4:37:19 GMT -5
WARNING!!! Do not read this if you are against poking fun at religion. This is my attempt to do a CAd for the Battle Pope. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_PopeHere are some links to some BP comics in anime form www.spike.com/episode/25945/st/2939429www.spike.com/episode/25945/st/2939431www.spike.com/episode/25945/st/2939433www.spike.com/video/robert-kirkman/2940065www.spike.com/episode/25945/st/2939434NAME: Battle Pope real name: Pope Oswald Leopold II ABILITIES 12w+1r Int 2 Str 6 Agi 3 Spd 2 Dur 4 Health 4 Energy 12 Recover 6 ACTIONS 2w+2r Close Combat 3 (1w) - Str -Sword, Pistol Whip - Trained by Bruce Lee Ranged Combat 2 (2r) Social 3 -womanizer, Demonic Culture, Cristian culture MODIFIERS 43w Armored Vestments 3/6 (9w) - as force field - Works vs magic and mental (+2) Demonbane Sword +4 (13w) - Indestructable - x3 vs demonic beings/undead, etc Halo (6w) - Indestructable - Mental defense +4 -Magical Defense +5 Healing Factor (4w) Immortal (3w) Reconstitute Self in 1 hour (4w) 2 Uzis +2/ +4 vs Demonic/undead/etc Sidekick -Jesus H. Christ (4w) Int-1, Str-1, Agi- 1. Spd-1, Dur-1, Close Combat-1, Ranged combat-1, Social-2, Divine Blast 6(only usable once/encounter) CHALLENGES - womanizer (1) - alcoholoc(2) - Deadly enemy- Belaam (5) - Deadly enemy- Brenda (5) - Arrogant (2) - Impolitically correct (1) - Prying roomate/sidekick (2) Total Stones 58 (40 +18 in Challenges)
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Post by drkpaladin on Sept 8, 2008 23:49:55 GMT -5
While you are making fun of Jesus, I thougt you should know He died for your sins and then was raised to life so that you could believe and go to eternal life...if you would repant and believe. Your Friend... Jason
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Post by Stark on Sept 9, 2008 8:00:31 GMT -5
With all due respect, drkpaladin, you have been warned: AND he isn't the one who invented that silly idea, he only made MURPG stats for it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Freaky character, not my type and particularly strange, and the anime is rather... bad... But the CAD seems well done, as far as I know. Only one thing... shouldn't his sidekick be much stronger but only not seem like it? After all, he's supposed to be the son of God.
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Post by Jet on Sept 9, 2008 11:13:14 GMT -5
Not to mention that Jesus has Divine Blast at 6 and only Dur 1. And why does he only have Int 1? I swear that while Christ wasnt exactly the most inteligent person ever, he still wasnt exactly dumb (yes, Im a christian, catholic).
Clarification: WISDOM doesnt equal INTELIGENCE. Those are TWO different things!
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Post by Stark on Sept 9, 2008 11:34:01 GMT -5
Yep. And though I gotta admit that he doesn't look particularly aware of what's happening around him in the cartoon and that he's not quite used to modern society, he still isn't dumb.
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Post by Stark on Sept 9, 2008 13:40:00 GMT -5
lol! This thread was moved here by Popeman! The irony!!!
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Post by Kaimontfendo on Sept 9, 2008 17:05:12 GMT -5
WARNING!!! Do not read this if you are against poking fun at religion. Generally, I'm against poking fun at religion, but something about Battle Pope amuses me greatly. But I suppose it helps that I'm not catholic.
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Post by Stark on Sept 9, 2008 17:26:28 GMT -5
I guess you could say that I'm Catholic, and I still consider it very amusing. If the Catholic Church learned to take a joke, they could become more popular.
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Post by karljagheim on Oct 26, 2008 7:25:21 GMT -5
I'm not against poking fun at anything. And Jesus as written in the BattlePope comics, should definitely have 1 Int.
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Post by Stark on Oct 26, 2008 17:48:11 GMT -5
Int 1, definetly. The rest.. maybe higher, only do not seem like it, IMO. Hey, he can grab a demon and stay on its back for a whole battle, without ever be thrown down or damaged by anyone else! That gotta count for something. ^_^
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